Tuesday, 24 September 2013
Gorilla in Therapy
Wednesday, 21 December 2011
Chile’s strategy to fighting Global Warming
"Let's all take our ties off this summer to save energy," Economy Minister Pablo Longueira says in television spots airing around the country.
In the commercial, he undoes the knot of his pink and white tie and whips it off with gusto, unbuttoning the top of his shirt and smiling. A tie-less energy minister and other senior government officials also appear in the TV spot.
I often find it hard to argue with simple solutions, and it really doesn’t get any simpler than this. From a problem solving and budgeting perspective it seems like the ideal solution- low cost (for all parties) and easy to both implement and enforce.
Tuesday, 20 December 2011
Kids call it as they see it!
Son: What are you watching?
Me: Kim Jong Il
Son: Yeah? What happened to him?
Me: He died
Son: Died? You jut said he was ill! Which is it?
Tuesday, 11 January 2011
The (im)balance of Water
Friday, 18 June 2010
Leaving the Canberra Winter behind
Tuesday, 9 March 2010
What cleavage size?
The Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand recently undertook a study to find out what size breasts men liked best- small, medium or large. The findings were overwhelmingly in favour of...breasts!
The conclusion was that men simply like breasts and that size was of little importance. The way I see it, any simple heterosexual male could have told them that and saved them both the money and trouble. Then again, the actual study could have been interesting.
Friday, 5 March 2010
"He's got horrible luck"
Last week a 26-year-old party-goer in Germany pushed his luck a bit too far. In between dancing ‘sessions’ the man decided he needed a bit of a ‘pick up’ and began lining up amphetamine on the roof of a car in a disco car park without checking the car first.
The local police spokesman referred to the man by simply stating that "He's got horrible luck".
Lesson to be learned here I think: before lining your stuff up on a car- always smash the window of the car to ensure it doesn’t have a police radio!!!
Monday, 1 March 2010
Who are they open for?
It’s a pretty well-known fact that I don’t like shopping at any time, but I particularly hate going on Saturdays which seems to be the particular time of the week when the entire population goes too.
So, I’ve been trying to figure out why the shoppers aren’t spread out more evenly over the remaining weekdays:
The standard office hours in Australia are 9.00 AM to 5.30 PM, which are also the opening hours for shops in all the malls. Since most people are working between those hours it’s clear to me that the shops must be open for another targeted group of shoppers other than the working Australians.
So who is group? The only people I can think of are retirees and unemployed people both whom from what I read in the media they barely have money to survive...or so they tell the Government. And although I haven’t double checked the latest statistics from the Australian Bureau of Statistics, I think these two groups only make up for roughly 16% of the population.
So back to square one- who the hell are they open for?!?
I’m pretty sure that they would double their sales if they were open from say 10.00 AM to 6.30 PM instead!
I’d shop more.