What cleavage size?

The Victoria University in Wellington, New Zealand recently undertook a study to find out what size breasts men liked best- small, medium or large. The findings were overwhelmingly in favour of...breasts!

The conclusion was that men simply like breasts and that size was of little importance. The way I see it, any simple heterosexual male could have told them that and saved them both the money and trouble. Then again, the actual study could have been interesting.

"He's got horrible luck"

Last week a 26-year-old party-goer in Germany pushed his luck a bit too far. In between dancing ‘sessions’ the man decided he needed a bit of a ‘pick up’ and began lining up amphetamine on the roof of a car in a disco car park without checking the car first.

Unfortunately he had no idea that the on-the-outside normal looking vehicle belonged to the police, and just as he was about to take the powdered drugs he was surprised by two police officers, who by sheer coincidence, were walking by their parked car.

The local police spokesman referred to the man by simply stating that "He's got horrible luck".

Lesson to be learned here I think: before lining your stuff up on a car- always smash the window of the car to ensure it doesn’t have a police radio!!!

Who are they open for?

It’s a pretty well-known fact that I don’t like shopping at any time, but I particularly hate going on Saturdays which seems to be the particular time of the week when the entire population goes too.

So, I’ve been trying to figure out why the shoppers aren’t spread out more evenly over the remaining weekdays:

The standard office hours in Australia are 9.00 AM to 5.30 PM, which are also the opening hours for shops in all the malls. Since most people are working between those hours it’s clear to me that the shops must be open for another targeted group of shoppers other than the working Australians.

So who is group? The only people I can think of are retirees and unemployed people both whom from what I read in the media they barely have money to survive...or so they tell the Government. And although I haven’t double checked the latest statistics from the Australian Bureau of Statistics, I think these two groups only make up for roughly 16% of the population.

So back to square one- who the hell are they open for?!?

I’m pretty sure that they would double their sales if they were open from say 10.00 AM to 6.30 PM instead!

I’d shop more.