Saturday 7 March 2009

Elevator Aggression

Walked up to an elevator yesterday and pressed the button.

A clearly stressed woman approached, gave me a forced smile and proceeded to press the button [despite me having done so already], not once, but repeatedly over and over!
She kept pressing it with overly loud and irritating sighs, which for some reason made me annoyed and I subsequently opened my big mouth:

- You know sweetheart, the elevator doesn’t get here faster just ‘cause you keep pressing the damn button.
- Asshole!
- [Bitch]

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