A hardline Hindu organization, known for its opposition to "corrupting" Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow's urine.
The bovine beverage is currently undergoing laboratory tests but no specific release dates have been confirmed as of yet. The flavour is not yet known, but the producing organisation said the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.
A spokesperson for the organisation stated that "cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes”. He further stated that they had not decided on a name or a price for the drink, and that although the drink will initially only be sold nationwide, he did not rule out international success.
Perhaps ‘Muh Juice’ will finally have a literal meaning. Will they make a diet version?
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